I've no idea at all over Soviet some
parties day to be honest we pretty sure
some party day was invented by Gilles
anyway just to get you to drink it
the let's face it you're not going
you're not going to get us anywhere
dezik shaped and what it tastes like as
someone's poked about a beer and just a
cold pint of water and and just put some
fuckin Schiavone on the top fuckin label
where do we celebrate from Paddy's Day
fuckin hey get the fuck static get the
red we cocktail edicue from every
cocktail and the reason we celebrate
some pop rocks there is ad chord there
is no script anyway so believed and
added the famous evil realm snacks or
sits next everywhere you'll October
snakes in the modern sex night snacks on
the plane not pins of course was years
ago but on the big feedings as they're
called the pin and there's some positive
over here as name wasn't some Patrick at
the time was named actually just public
what do you got to see into it after
after what he did then he came over and
he can read all the snacks so he didn't
he's running Celtics happening over and
he says the basil basil snacks nephews
Naxals away and the bay says public what
snacks you for compartment but he says
you're fuckin welcome
yeah Dortmund open volunteer why do we
fell victim party day well I read on
Wikipedia that he was the guy that
introduced Christianity to Ireland or
some shit and little did he know the
shit he was got a fuckin kick off the
older people go to the party's den ngoc
about fucking 10 years off their lives
snow roses where we yeah wait for
celebrate st. Patrick's Day because
Christ our Lord and Savior geology
negative iron and then we send human Lea
crucified by animal rights protesters or
choose as a record an 3380
okay normally celebrate suppose day I
just go out and get absolutely fucking
doomed and then try and talk some
straight lads and a touch on the
downstairs
now I don't celebrate st. Patrick's
what I would normally do in spotties Day
is going to like a student area good
like a student party and then just go in
there and roll ball or drink at
knifepoint and then take a drink and go
buy me a suit can't afford College
I think the think of myself as the Robin
Hood of getting blocked I wrote from the
stamen and give to the sower I did I
typically celebrates the Patty's Day
dude I'm so alternative I refuse to
celebrate the Patty's Day although I
don't believe in religion so I just
called Patrick also 17th of March marks
anniversary my dead dog mincer so I just
go to the cream at the bottom of the
garden and wait while listening to the
Smiths well they like the moon from
Publix there is just a sort of i reenact
the original de austin path of what a
dude am is going to adapt at shop beim
self a snack you know what a jollies
furry friend somebody's got an exotic
packs of bad snack take it home and then
bit the Constantino different yeah what
I like to do is get us home guilt over
activity most one double something up
then when the snack feels relaxed like
it's gonna settle here again a left-tail
up and check it rating the bowls because
a lot of people said is they make able
believe a snack would have bowls but a
snack does in fact bald hug balls monami
to the contrary of what you actually
send them a few left us next heal up to
see two big dangly scaly looking balls
and there are standards mom's balls
craziest Patrick's Day story em - ah I
can never remember them because I
usually just remember putting on some
green clothes and then go a night and
then I wake up two days later like a
black guy and a used condom hanging a
PhD away
and that i-70 that module actually I was
caught with a glass of red wine
I was literally thrown out of the church
actually medicated from a surgical
I'm Affairs farm we didn't speak to me
for the best part of two years boys you
had to be Deborah's on flute - Chris is
the party's day story was probably the
year that are confused Easter Sunday
with some Patrick's Day and he ended up
drinking paints estelle are toys out of
my nephew's fuckin Easter eggs Nate burn
and the craziest and Publix there for me
was actually the day that I discovered
as a snack as bowls as blue the
maintainer my baby's big mouth
crazy it's the Patrick's Day story I
remember going out one year I get an
absolutely fuckin flaccid bringing two
bitches back to my house and making them
Irish kiss each other
what's an Irish kiss an Irish kiss is
just like a French kiss except it's on
the perineum or the couch is you might
call it with a fucking chin rest as I
call it
I could seriously good job looking for
Hinds of the Bing liquor
I don't drag as much you see but I still
can manage about 14 dear Dean charts of
the the blood of Christ and you know
drinking that gonna be stomach is very
much L raised well is make let those
knees to Stanley rekindles empathic stay
straight have to do you has just get
myself a little sort of traditional
Irish drinks you all but on 14 paints of
Stata and thank them until a shit blog
what I like to drink on some Polly's day
as we talk to your life called Bach
Daniels which as Jack Daniels and Bach
fast max top and the one cup now it does
taste like shaked old lady about that
that does get you well truly fucking
chin let me tell you what say I'd like
to drinking four patties day fuckin
anything dude if it's wet I'll drink it
fever drank on some Patrick's Day is a
cocktail called a calm shot wet sheds
its that Billy that the butterscotch
liqueur and fresh cream
and if they if they don't have the
ingredients for a calm shot I just drank
just an actual calm shot
well damn acids fatty foreign people
come over here and for some potluck said
I would probably add the lever are
fermented methods and they're the native
Gallic tongue that my parents Muammar
and fired hokhmah and when we used to
live in the Gill tucked area back in the
early nineteen twenties le exited a
Gaelic message calls the guests goes I
kid me the file said a guard a
shareholder arte half parsecs the
Angelus
Oscar long 30 years get to paint again
Estonia and dreads on for New York for
its Baltic and here I believe that means
summer long lanes of here are you where
do you come from and its failure or
paint some that effect if I had a
message for foreigners coming over to
Ireland on Father's Day it would be to
walk come on over the crack will be 90
with a crackle really incredibly in the
rind 90 and by that stage my crack will
be thought out it looked like a bulldog
young dad put a drawstring up just like
Luther shop my message to people from
other countries the wanna visit Ireland
join some party day would be come to
Ireland on for Patrick's Day and witness
a cultural phenomenon and a rare example
of unity as every man woman child and
Protestant becomes a Catholic for the
day total fuckin punter crack cross
community about a message to foreigners
coming over here for Spotty's day it
would suddenly be fuck off far too many
foreigners over here and you know for
example he ordered a a pole dancer last
week it was actually film Poland I was
fuckin levered
I I would welcome anyone who comes over
the country whether they get off a plane
just embarked on the ship or that's a
self drop from the underside of a lorry
phone in the cockpit and what you have a
better history for being a better person
a sectarian racist Facebook let me do it
you we don't disparage people call them
from other companies we just despise job
on the place fuck the place ask me
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