oh all right
st. Patrick's Day wow what a day great
day for the parish great day for the
country and a great day for all the
Americans Canadians and all the other
countries that decided that they want to
also celebrate a guy rounding up all the
snakes in Ireland say get out now for
some reason we celebrate this day by
drinking ourselves into oblivion st.
Patrick's Day has come and gone I know
I'm not late with this video instead
damn this is just on time this year like
all years a lot of weird stuff came out
of it not only can the Irish not really
handle the session but neither can
anyone else apparently the lad decided
he would Don his green suit he would try
to be Irish and instead what's he going
to he pissed himself in fairness if he
was a real trooper he would probably get
right back up and just pretend like
nothing ever happened
that's the way to go people if you've
ever pissed yourself just pretend like
you didn't so what do we have here the
next morning is this someone taking a
little rest
or maybe she thought it was a nice day
the Sun was out and she had to get that
tan on your stomach or she could not
handle the st. Patrick's Day sesh where
are her pants
where are her pants did she whip them
off and like fling them short that's
efficient yes
does it really lower your dignity in
south of pride yes do I recommend it yes
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if you've ever seen just a single urinal
in your entire life you will know you
don't want to put your head in there it
is covered in pee now if you're glad you
know this however if you're a girl it's
time the truth came out no matter what
your know you look at there's a curly
pube on every single urinal there is a
curly pube on it so not only is this guy
getting a face full of piss he's also
getting a pube a beard
I'm not gonna lie in Ireland we tend to
go pretty hard we tend to go pretty far
we take a joke sometimes to the extreme
to the point that we almost kill our
friends you know sometimes we can't even
compete with some of the Americans if
you want to take it to the next stage if
you want to go far right boy nothing
says you're closer with your friend then
pull your pants down to make it appear
on his head that's true friendship right
there you've fallen asleep your friends
take advantage of you the right all
manner of pretty horrendous things on
your face what the worst thing that
they've written on your face is that
they said st. Pat it is not st. Patty's
it's st. Patty's Day 2ds if you screw
that up
you're disowned I've never talked to you
again sorry check this fella out he's
huge
this guy would take on any man he's a
prime slice of beef and he's also a
drunken idiot let's laugh it up together
shall we the one good thing about st.
Patrick's Day is the community you've
got you're serious best buds if they're
true friends they're gonna make sure you
get out there no matter what doesn't
matter what kind of state you're in
they're gonna help you drink more thanks
for the lift guys it's like a new kind
of taxi all right a lot of us do feel
you know a little bit quirky every now
and again so there's this guy he's
feeling a little quirky he wants to get
right out of his box
things are going bloody mental around
here I mean what did you expect and here
we have a fine young lady how she had a
few beverages sure can she handle them
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not really there's another woman they
said Patrick's sake but that's not gonna
stop her from showing off her gymnastic
skills she's lining it up so far all of
these coats have been from other
nationalities celebrating Saint
Patrick's Day but when it comes to st.
Patrick's Day obviously God take a look
at something now my dad Dublin here we
are the cobbled streets of Temple Bar
there have been some drinky-poos
consumed and isn't any better than
anywhere else
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